Gidday Club Members
Just read the weather forecast promising 10 days of Sun - wow that would be great but just 2 in a row would be nice ! Trust your post season wind down is progressing as planned. Hope you all have a great long weekend and safe journey to those travelling.
Murray Burling is doing fantastic job with the Red Sox Futsal League AND Team, but he needs our help to raise some sorely needed team funds. In conjunction with Gerry from PokerFun a card night has been arranged for Saturday 30th. Gerry is the fella that runs our Club Texas HoldEm Champs and runs a great night.
Remember to make sure you and your team are represented at YOUR Club Special General Meeting Sunday 31st - BBQ from 3:30pm then meet starts @ 4pm
Reminder also that if you want accommodation within the Club Block Booking at the NZ Masters Games being held in Wanganui February next year, you have until Friday 29th to make your $50 deposit - more
A wee tale . . . .
A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the Firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied. The Firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '
The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren !
Another wee tale . . . .
A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event Hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.
"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, Said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy Yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chillout! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."