	Welcome to Red Sox ~ We Have a Dream ~ Don't You Forget It ! Greetings Club Members: Safe travels if you are on the road this Queens Birthday weekend. If you are in town, we have a Quiz Nite at the Clubrooms on Saturday raising funds for Duke Of Edinburgh Hillary Gold Award students, but you better be in quick because tickets have been selling like hot cakes and we are almost at capacity. If it doesn't suit this weekend, no fear, we have 2 more Quiz Nites scheduled during the season No Netball this weekend and the Football teams, aside from the 1sts, are involved in Knockout Cup games, on the Saturday only. The 1sts host Team Taranaki who are currently the runaway leaders of the Federation League. Good Luck to all teams
	Football: Teams are reminded to ensure that their results and team cards are actioned as per new process immediately after each game.	Netball: Silver Ferns v England - Friday 31 October Arena Manawatu
	SATURDAY 31 MAY - THIS SATURDAY CLUBROOMS KITCHEN OPEN	Preferential access to 2015 U20 Tickets
		2014 FIFA WORLD CUP SWEEPSTAKE TICKETS $20 2 DRAWS TO ENTER SEND EMAIL TO: 2014worldcup@redsox.co.nz
	*Todays Smiler:* This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and George said, "No," and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Saturday Weekly PrizeGiving:
Usual Club Prizegiving starts at 6pm. EVERY club team is eligible to receive a free Drink voucher and a Rose & Crown Player of the Day Award, entitling the winner to a FREE meal at the Rose & Crown Pub in Terrace End. Every Saturday at your Clubrooms:
Pool Tables, Darts, Table Tennis, Freeview, Live Sport
Bar - Lynda, Clubrooms Kitchen Meals - Maria & Roberto.

Spot the Mistake:
Somewhere in this Newsletter is a deliberate mistake.
It could be a spelling or fact error.
The 1st email received with details of the mistake to spotmistake@redsox.co.nz will get a free drink voucher - which must be claimed in person next Saturday !
Congratulations to Haylee Mutch for winning last week

FUNDRAISING- YOU CAN HELP YOUR CLUB:

1) FIREWOOD - TRAILER LOAD:

For every trailer load of firewood sold your club will receive $20

2) ICE - PARTY ICE BAGS:

For every bag sold at Caltex Fitzherbert, Caltex Main Street and Caltex Feilding your club will receive 30c

So whenever you or your family, friends, neighbours, work colleagues etc need Ice or Firewood make sure they purchase from these generous suppliers

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