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Welcome to Red Sox ~ We Have a Dream ~ Don't You Forget It !
Greetings Club Members
Absolutely Awesome night at your Clubrooms last Saturday with a record 26 teams participating in the Quiz Nite. It was great to see our Clubrooms full to the brim and we even had to have tables and chairs hurriedly set up on the dance floor to accommodate the extra numbers. Thanks to all who came for their support and to the sponsors for the HEAPS of generous prizes. Congratulations to team 'Cleaver Fever' for winning. Thanks also to Dave & Sheryl Fulton for operating the Bar, to Sheryl for arranging the prizes, to Chrissie for the scoring, to Dave OBrien for the technology, to Dylan for the Courtesy Van, to Trish for the Raffles and of course our resident QuizMaster - Chucky !
It was also great to see some kids along with their parents - some of them entered a team and did surprisingly well - who knows more than a 10 yr old indeed !!
Club Trophies:
If you have any trophies please return them to the Clubrooms no later than 31 August so we can arrange for their engraving for 2013 recipients |
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Todays Smiler:
Sex And Good Grammar....for all those grammatically smug people we know . . . .
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction ! After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man, and wondered what he was in for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned, "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say
'1-2-3'. When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working ?" "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,'" he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for ?"
And that, ladies and gentelmens, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle. |
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