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Congratulations to our 2013 Red Sox Idol, Alyssa Murray who slayed the competition and wowed the audience with her awesome renditions of Harper Valley PTA, Cant Fight the Moonlight & Man in the Mirror.
Thanks to the A's football team for hosting the night and thanks also to pictured above: L-R
MC Jamie Watson; Judges - Ian Robinson, Jess Green & Robbie Laird, Winner - Alyssa & Runner Up Debbie Tootill |
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Situations Vacant - U19 Football Coach - LAST NOTICE
Our U19 Coach has had new work commitments arise meaning that he has had to withdraw. The role is to prepare the team for a tournament in Upper Hutt in early October for which we have funding in place. Can you help ? If so please send email to: vacancy@redsox.co.nz
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Situations Vacant:
- Club Historian
- Clubrooms Mtce Mgr
Do you have skills or do you someone that does, who could do these 2 wee important jobs for our Club ? Send email to: vacancy@redsox.co.nz |
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Todays Smiler:
THE BLONDE MORTICIAN
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend ?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.' |
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