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Greetings Club Members
Football - Saturday:
Stewarts Red Sox Manawatu were lethal last Saturday as they trounced 3rd placed Taradale 6-2 in their Federation league game at Memorial Park. The well timed win will give the team increased confidence as they play Napier City Rovers (NCR) this coming Saturday in the Chatham Cup. No matter the sport, in most players lifetime, opportunities to play against the best or against teams of legend, come around very few times. Napier City Rovers are one of a few legendary clubs in NZ football folklore having won the National League and the Chatham Cup on several occassions. More recently they are the defending 2012 Central League Champions.
So this is a huge first-up game for YOUR first team, and all club members and supporters are encouraged to attend and help the team win. We did very well against NCR in pre-season games in Napier but this game is the real thing !
Good Luck to the team !!
STEWARTS RED SOX MANAWATU
v NAPIER CITY ROVERS
SATURDAY 11 MAY
2:00pm MEMORIAL PARK
Sir Alex Ferguson:
In our lifetimes we will unlikley witness anyone else like him. His record and legacy is without comparison and he has built, almost single handedly, Manchester United into not just arguably the greatest football club on the planet, but the greatest sports club. No matter which sport or club you support you cannot help but admire his achievements. We wish him well in his retirement and watch with interest to see how his replacement, David Moyes from Everton, goes.
Bar Tab Night:
Well the Annual Bar Tab Nite was another great success with 10 out of 11 football teams and 5 out of 7 netball teams qualifying for their team Bar Tab. The Rock Paper Scissors Champs were the usual organised chaos with over 100 contestants. Tegan Mabey from the Synergy Netball Team is your 2013 Champ blitzing all before her. Runner up was Valentina Miranda, from the Latinos football team. This was the 3rd year in a row that a Latinos team supporter has been in the final ! Unfortunately the 2013 Air Guitar Champs were unable to be completed and will now be held at a later date.
2013 ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CHAMPS
TEGAN MABEY (pic right)
Valentina Miranda (pic right)
Saturday Weekly PrizeGiving:
Wth effect from Saturday 18 May, the Club will hold TWO Team Prizegivings each week - at 4pm and at 6pm.
EVERY club team is eligible to receive a Rose & Crown Player of the Day Award, entitling the winner to a FREE meal at the Rose & Crown Pub in Terrace End. Every Saturday at your Clubrooms the two Pool Tables & four Dart Boards are operational and we have Freeview and SkyTV. We also have a table tennis table available - so bring the family along and have a great time ! Maria & Roberto provide a selection of great value meals from the Clubrooms Kitchen.
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he (twas a male frog of course) was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME... YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY.'
The older lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her:
'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY..'! So! The older lady figured, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLDER LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLDER LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.
NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLDER LADY TURNED INTO ? . . . . . . . . COME ON GUESS !
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