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RED SOX MANAWATU SPORTS CLUB

NEWSLETTER - FRIDAY 3 MAY 2013

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Welcome to Red Sox  ~  We Have a Deam  ~  Don't You Forget It !

Greetings Club Members

Sponsors:
Once again we are privileged to enjoy this Seasoon the generous support of some fantastic sponsors whose logos are represented in this newsletter, which you can click on to find out more about their products and/or services. WEe encourage all club members to support those who support us - and let them know of your appreciation   

Netball:
Grading games are finished and the real games now start - GOOD LUCK to all our 7
Netball teams for 2013 season being:

RENEGADES   ROYALS   RELICS   SHAKERS   SYNERGY   RAGERS   RAIDERS       

Football:
Our mens 1st team produced 2 solid games in 3 days last weekend to grab 6 valuable points with a 4-1 win over Wanganui City on Thursday (Anzac Day) at Memorial Park and a 3-1 win over North End on the Saturday at Skoglund Park. The 7 team league table already has a clear split between the top 3 teams and the rest. Sitting in 3rd spot Red Sox play 2nd place Taradale at Memorial Park this Saturday 4 May. Both teams have lost 0-1 to Marist, whilst Taradale won 2-1 v Team Taranaki whereas Red Sox drew 1-1. So its an important game for both teams, which we encourage all supporters to attend

The 2nd round of the Chatham Cup sees us play Napier City Rovers on Saturday 11 May 2:00pm at Memorial Park. This will be a tough game against the winners of the 2012 Central League, although the 1sts did well in games against them pre-season. All club members are supporters are encouraged to get to this game to help our team get the win !! 

We have 11 mens football teams for 2013 season being:

STEWARTS RED SOX MANAWATU
ROVERS   A's   RANGERS   LATINOS   1929's   PANTHERS   WRINKLIES   SAINTS   YOUTH   LEGENDS 

Saturday Weekly PrizeGiving:
As usual your weekly Club Prizegiving starts at 6pm and EVERY club team is eligible to receive a Rose & Crown Player of the Day Award, entitling the winner to a FREE meal at the Rose & Crown Pub in Terrace End. Every Saturday at your Clubrooms the two Pool Tables & four Dart Boards are operational and we have Freeview and SkyTV. We also have a table tennis table available - so bring the family along and have a great time !
Maria & Roberto provide a selection of great value meals from the Clubrooms Kitchen.
From Saturday 18 May we will start a trial of also having an early prizegiving at 4:00pm for those teams that have early starts.  

BAR TAB NITE - Saturday 4 May:
Thanks to all members who complied with our fees payment requests. We have had a fantastic response this year.
This annual event is THE must attend early season club event. All teams that have complied with fee payment requirements by 30 April are eligible for a $100 BarTab - which must be redeemed on the night. At least half the team must be present to claim. Sports Team Club Captains will have notified all teams of their eligibility.

In addition, on Bar Tab Nite we will have:

  • a prize draw for an amount equal to the annual fees, for all those who fully paid their fees by 30 April - you must be present to collect
  • Annual Champs for ROCK PAPER SCISSORS  . . . . AND . . . .  AIR GUITAR
    click on the logos for more details, past winners and the rules of engagement !!
  • the closest you will ever come to Organised Chaos as these 2 great events unfold

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Courtesy Van:
The club courtesy van will be operating for Bar Tab nite for transport to/from the Clubrooms - 0292 RED SOX (733 769)
Text message from 12 noon Saturday to make booking. Cost is $5 each - but group discount available to same address

Who needs excuses ? - WORLDS TOP 5 SMART ARSE ANSWERS

SMART ARSE ANSWER 5
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner ?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices ?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ARSE ANSWER 4
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these chickens get any bigger ?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."

SMART ARSE ANSWER 3
The policeman got out of his car and the teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ARSE ANSWER 2
A truck driver was driving along on a country road.  A sign came up that read "Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles.  Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh ?"
The truck driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel !"

SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A teacher at a West Australian High School reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.  I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but thatís it, no other excuses whatsoever !"
A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion ?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
   "Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand."

The support from your Club Sponsors is critical to the operations of YOUR Club
Please do recognise that support by supporting those who support YOU - and let them know !

Welcome to Red Sox  ~  We Have a Deam  ~  Don't You Forget It !

REMINDER

*** BAR TAB NITE *** ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CHAMPS  *** AIR GUITAR CHAMPS *** 

 

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