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NEWSLETTER - FRIDAY 8 MARCH 2013

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Welcome to Red Sox  ~  We Have a Dream  ~  Don't You Forget It !

Greetings Club Members

Texas Hold'Em Poker Nite - TONITE FRIDAY 8 MARCH - CLUBROOMS
A fun n fundraising event for our club team that plays in the National Futsal League is being held tonite - ALL WELCOME
Registration from 6:30pm with a 7:30pm start. $20 Buy-In, $10 Re-Buys, $10 Add-On
PreBuy a Ticket and get Bonus Chips - poker@redsox.co.nzClub
SkyTV for the Canes vs Crusaders match

Stewarts Annual PreSeason Mens Football Tournament
The Stewarts Annual Pre-Season Mens Football Tournament starts Sunday 10 March 1:00pm at Skoglund Park.
If you wish to join a team please come on down and introduce yourself as vacancies still exist in some teams
Download the Draw here - 2013 RSM Stewarts PreSeason Tournament Draw v2.pdf(66.04 KB)

Club Registration Day
The Clubrooms will be open each Sunday from approx 4:00pm after the above Pre-Season games so you can renew your Club Membership and pay your fees. A Registration Day will take place on Sunday 24 March from 4:00pm

Club Polo Shirts
A new style of shirt has been arranged and will be in stock at the Clubrooms very soon now !!

Todays Smilers !
From the Clive Book of "Etiquette of Life - Who needs excuses" comes the Top 5 list of Smart Arse Answers  . . . .
We all know someone who fits one/all of the following pictures  . . . .

SMART ARSE ANSWER #5
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:
"Would you like dinner ?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
"What are my choices ?" the man asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

SMART ARSE ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at a Woolworths store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, "Do these chickens get any bigger ?"
The assistant replied, "I'm afraid not, they're dead."

SMART ARSE ANSWER #3
The policeman got out of his car and the teenager he stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Well I got here as fast as I could."
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ARSE ANSWER #2
A truck driver was driving along on a country road.  A sign came up that read " Low Bridge Ahead."
Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it.
Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to the driver, "Got stuck, eh ?"
The truck driver said, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of diesel!"

SMART ARSE ANSWER OF THE YEAR - #1
A teacher at a West Australian High School reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow.  I might consider a nuclear attack, a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but thatís it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
"Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand."

 


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Please do recognise that support by supporting those who support YOU - and let them know !

Welcome to Red Sox  ~  We Have a Dream  ~  Don't You Forget It !

REMINDER

TEXAS HOLD'EM POKER - TONITE !!

 

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